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In this issue: MIT’s questionable 95% AI failure report. Google’s “Nano Banana” makes faking influencers stupidly easy. Nieman Lab’s Andrew Deck on why aggregation jobs are disappearing faster than anyone realizes. Plus: How I built a web app with GPT-5 in one hour.

What we’re talking about: Attention-grabbing headline alert! There’s a project called Nanda at MIT that imagines trillions of AI agents collaborating and transacting on the web. Out of this project comes a report claiming 95% of organizations get zero return on their GenAI investment. “Wall Street’s biggest fear was validated,” writes Axios.

Before you say “told you so,” let’s actually look at the report. It’s based on 52 interviews with “stakeholders” and 183 “leaders” who answered a survey. The bottom line: Large companies spent money on AI pilots that didn’t deliver measurable ROI in the first six months.

The report blames organizational barriers. While people use AI for personal tasks, they struggle with enterprise tools that don’t learn, integrate poorly, or clash with company workflows. Throughout the report, the authors keep mentioning agents and their Nanda project as solutions. Sounds more like a sales pitch than science.

Liking ChatGPT is now a hot take: After the botched launch of the new ChatGPT version, there were plenty of comments. The AI hasn’t gotten better, just the packaging. Now Ezra Klein jumps in with a lengthy opinion piece. He doesn’t really know where AI is heading either. It’s all very complicated, better not commit to anything. His wildest take: He finds the new ChatGPT useful. He writes:

This is the first A.I. model where I felt I could touch a world in which we have the always-on, always-helpful A.I. companion from the movie “Her.”

The dystopian movie from 2013 shows a lonely man desperately in love with a chatbot. If you ask me, this is not something we should be aiming for.

Heads up: Faking influencers is about to get more easy. Until now, making an AI persona look consistent across different angles and images took some manual work. That’s changing with a new image model that’s been testing under the codename “Nano Banana.Word is Google’s behind it, and a Google DeepMind employee is teasing something for this week. So, here we go.

What else I’ve been reading:

AI & Journalism Links

Less than nine seconds of watching TV: That’s the energy consumption Google reports for the “median Gemini Apps text prompt” in May 2025, which includes “all LLM models serving the Gemini app, including all supporting models for scoring, ranking, classification, and other prompt routing tasks” and accounts for idle machines and overhead.

Stories too good to be true, payment via PayPal: At least six publications have taken down articles under the name Margaux Blanchard that were AI-generated. (Maya Yang, Guardian)

Get to know your IT department better: Making Sense of AI Job Titles (Drew Breunig)

Not sure this is categorically true, but: “LLMs suck at journalism because LLMs suck at stories. LLMs suck at discovering surprising facts of all kinds, because LLMs are designed to minimize surprises.” (Dan Fabulich, Medium)

“AI models are not politically neutral nor free from bias. More importantly, it may not even be possible for them to be unbiased. Throughout history, attempts to organise information have shown that one person’s objective truth is another’s ideological bias.” (Declan Humphreys, The Conversation)

Displacement reality check: While we debate whether AI will replace journalists, Nieman Lab’s Andrew Deck has been documenting what’s actually happening: thousands of AI-generated local newsletters, fully automated news roundups, and the quiet erosion of aggregation jobs. His perspective on the real threat and the tools that could win you a Pulitzer.

Three Questions with Andrew Deck

Hands on: There is one thing I found GPT-5 to be really good at. You might have heard about AI coders that work with a dozen agents and build elaborate systems for software development. Not me! I just gave GPT-5 one simple instruction and got a working prototype in about one hour.

What I wanted to build: this. A map of running clubs, but for my city. This was my prompt:

Let's build a website. First, let's plan. I have a Google Spreadsheet or a public Notion page with the weekday, time, website, notes, and location of running clubs in Hamburg. The website header has the weekdays from Monday - Sunday. List all running clubs sorted by time for the given day. Then there is a nice map of Hamburg that displays the locations for the current weekday. Show labels with time. You can click the labels with time and should see in the list which run club it is. Any questions so far?

There were some minor questions, and just like that, I had a web app. Which I uploaded to GitHub so that I could deploy it to Vercel. If you’re not familiar with these tools, don’t worry, neither was I. But you already know who helped me learn it. Just did it. Cold plunge.

Don’t you worry: The API key for the map server is stored securely and limited to that particular domain. My bottom line: Just keep it simple.

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The previous issue is Prove You’re Human or Get Blocked, the next issue is You’re Holding It Wrong: The ChatGPT Edition.